Doctor Retro

1. The Good Doctor Helps

Once the doctor was reading up on his geography when he saw a sick cat. The cat was dying; but the doctor could talk cat. The cat said that the Martians would invade Earth. So the doctor got in his rocket ship with the cat. (This was Doctor Retro, a famed scientist). On the rocket ship he fixed the cat up.

He went to the United Nations Building. He got the U.S. Army. They took off in 800 rocket ships. Doctor Retro had 9990 men. They went to Mars and put on their pressure suits. They went to a Martian; he pulled out a weapon and shot at them with the weapon at the same time, and sent off a signal to the Martial government. Nine hundred and ninety-eight men came.

There was a very bloody battle and 118 of Dr. Retro's men were killed. The Martians had only 300 men left. Dr. Retro put them in his jail. Now the Doctor had 300 prisoners; so he took his remaining 881 men to Pluto. There they were greeted by thousands of men.

Next thing we knew, we were in jail ourselves. They was in the window that the Martian prisoners were let out and had dismantled their spaceships. Now they were surrounded. Then, in the middle of their thoughts, the Martian leader walked in!


2. Escape

The Martian leader came in and asked, "Who is your leader?" Doctor Retro stepped up and said, "I am". The alien hit the doctor; he kicked him, but luckily, Dr. Retro knew judo and he took up wrestling in college; so he took the Martian's leg and the next thing he knew, the Martian was on the floor, weakened. The guard got the doctor off and hit him with his gun or he fired it but he doctor was out. When he woke up, he was tied up in a chair being questioned.


3. Brainwash

There was a glaring light in Dr. Retro's eyes and a strange noise in his ears. The leader said, holding his arm, "You will tell me what your planet's plans are". They fired questions, but he clammed up. Then when the doctor was getting sleepy, the guard offered him a drink of water. He started to drink it, but then he smelled a strange odor. Was it gas? Or was it in the water? Then he saw some gas come out of a hole in the wall. Was the water an anecdote? Was it truth serum? He took a chance and drank the water.


4. The Big Leap

Doctor Retro drank the fluid. The gas went around him. He looked in the glass and there was a note in the glass. It read: "this is an antidote for the gas. I don't like the idea of war. I will help you. Inside there is a map of where I will meet you. Throw the glass at the bars and the wall will explode". The doctor threw the glass at the bars and, just as the note said, the wall exploded. He got out and ran. He climbed on top of a building and looked at the map. It said to go 80 steps to the Varnum Crater. When he got there, he took 85 steps to Moonstone Walk. He saw his men! The guard got them out, too! When he got there he saw that there were no spaceships.

He asked the guard if there is any way to get off Pluto. He said that he must get spaceships. I said, "Why don't you and me go and heist some spaceships?" A laugh went up in the crowd.


5. Space Delinquents

The guard and the doctor sneaked around the buildings and found the hanger. The doctor went in and picked up a strange-looking wrench and konked the sentry guarding the hanger. The rest of the guys and the doctor and guard opened up the roof of the hanger. They all piled in six spaceships, for there were only 30 men left. The rocked roared, the ship shuddered; they were moving!

They fell unconscious. The ships were filled with gas. The antidote Dr. Retro took in the jail must have been still working; so he pumped out the gas and soon everyone was all right.


6. Counter Attack

They went on in space until we caught the sight of Earth. When they landed, they were greeted by a nervous Captain Bayne. They asked him what happened and he said, "The Martians bombed Pearl Harbor-we are forced to surrender". I broke in: "WAIT! I have a Jovan guard. He will tell us how to make weapons to fight the aliens and where the weak and strong spots are". But Capt. Baynes said he might be a spy. "Oh", the Doctor said, "Meet ah-er-ah-what is your name anyway? Kleeb, or whatever it is. Well, let's win this war!!" So Kleeb drew us a map and diagrams of how to make various weapons.

7. Point 1 for U.S.

Well, they took their ray guns and got in their rocket ships. They had 800 men in 100 ships. They were going on full throttle. Then they saw the Jovan ships. They took the strange weapon that Kleeb gave them and ZZZZZZZZZ the invaders disappeared! Dr. Retro was a the multi-megacycle-proton rod singing, "one little, two little, three little space ships..." ZZZ-the invaders surrendered. Then, with them in jail they took off for Earth. When they got there, they got applause. Then they left for Mars.


8. Point 2 for U.S.

They were going along Mars when a cry rang out, "The Martians are coming!" They used their supersonic weapons to destroy them. They had to use strategy because the others they captured radioed the guard that they has weapons like the Martians. They zigzagged along the guards. The Martians got confused; then the doctor's men surrounded them and they surrendered. But one tried to fire at them and were destroyed. This time they didn't leave the Martians in the ship. They tied them up and put their ships on automatic so they would land in the jail area.


9. Victories to Come

When they got on Mars there was a reception party for them; a bloody battle with the Martians. But luckily Kleeb gave them handguns and they destroyed a lot of them. Doctor Retro was wounded. A guard helped him. He said, "We do hot want to fight but Borg makes us". He showed the doctor a picture of Borg. Then the doctor said, "I saw that man in our prison." The guard said, "Stop! Stop!" The fighting stopped. He said Borg had been caught. Then the Martians were friends with the Earthmen.


10. Brotherly Love

In the days to come, the Martians and the Earthlings were good friends. Dr. Retro learned later that the guard who showed him the picture was Kleeb's brother, Klaeb. So Kleeb and Klaeb were in the United Nations Organization and we have made great advancements in science.

Then Dr. Retro said, "Let all the prisoners go except Borg". Then Admiral Baynes said, "Do Jovins eat steak?" The answer was "Yes", so we ate a good supper.