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I was calmly sitting there, having my daily apple….it was a granny smith apple; green, tart, a little irreverent, maybe a little impudent but always tasty. I always pictured kindly old Granny Smith with her white hair, wearing a nice old calico dress with a white apron and sensible shoes-- smiling, holding out a tray of her apples just for me. Then I saw it. Who is that on my Granny S. apple? Who indeed. Why, it's not a kindly old white haired woman at all! In fact, as you can see, there is a picture of a much younger Ms. Smith. And what's up with that red hat? Is that a communist hat? And what kind of insignia is that on her hat? I'll just bet it's some kind of covert apple empire whose brainwashed terrorists are devoted to the destruction of all peace-loving societies like us! And why is she smirking like that? What has she done? What evil nefarious plots are passing through the neurons in that head? And what is the meaning of the mysterious "# 4017"? Is that some kind of code for an attack? or, maybe there’s another 4,016 evil apple covert cells in the U.S.! Well, we have no problems with preemptive action. That's the righteous thing for a peace-loving society like us to do. Be vigilant! Trust no one and be on the lookout for this young woman communist apple terrorist with the blue hair and red hat! Now where is my aluminum foil? Oh, and I'll have another cup of coffee too.
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